My mind doesn’t work like most people’s.
Over at The Smoking Gun, they’ve uncovered several ebay purchases by the Virginia Tech killer, Cho Seung-Hui. It seems that he bought, well, 37 rubber duckies. All from an Illinois dealer who specializes in rubber duckies.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. You’re wondering why Cho purchased 37 rubber duckies and what he did with them.
Me, I’m wondering how the dealer is feeling right now. Imagine finding out that one of your customers, someone who bought a shitload of rubber duckies from you, is a mass murderer.
How weird is that?
and this is why your mind is golden.
After thinking about it for a couple of days, I’m wondering two things…
1 – I wonder if he used them for target practice?
2 – I wonder if a rubber duckie makes a squeeky noise if you shoot it?
1. Yes; is anyone surprised?
2. Yes but, you wouldn’t hear it over the noise of the weapon – including the fact your ears ring for a moment.
This was his mistake. If he’d used kittens as target practice then everyone would have ignored the actual shootings, but concentrated on the kittens.